90% chance of drunkness forecasted for tonight !!

Oh yeah !!!

This light wieght is goin' out to get his swerve on for happy hour watch out !!!

hope the weather is as good where you are.

guess which one is murphy...

www.shamings.com

a two month long bender

that's where I've been... honest.

today, I'm not drunk.

but, I'm on four different precriptions for bronchitis. I'm beginning to hallucinate.

and we all know that's way better than being drunk, right?

Woo Hoo!

I just lost 3 lbs...I will celebrate by drinking that much in beer and wine tonight!

Yes, good plan...

But wait...which is it...

Beer then wine, always fine...
or Wine then beer, never...no, don't know that one...

OH!
Liquor then beer, never fear...
Beer then liquor, never sicker...

But, what about wine and beer...can you mix?

i.

am not drunk right now.

but i wish i was.

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

"Modern Drunkard" Magazine Touts Alcoholism

New York City Cops Ain't Too Smart

This is the place where you forget
too late I remembered that this is
the place where you forget the past
but I don't want to forget mistakes
I've made with you without you even
though sometimes they make me cry
because whatever doesn't kill you
makes you stronger or at least makes
you think a little more before you
jump in, both feet first

you dumbass

Happy New Year!!

I got totally tanked last night.
It fuckin rawked my socks.
I made out with some seriously hot guy at the stroke of midnight, and danced with him the majority of the night.
He smelled so good.
Damn.
Damn good kisser, too.
I'm beginning to think I should have got some of that...