A place for drunkards to vent their unrepressed drunk souls without fear of retribution or a spanking.

Friday, January 13, 2006

I Claim This Blog In The Name Of...

After a long period of accidental sobriety I find that I am posting here with relative frequency.

Remember kids: it's not the taking part, it's the sense of futile despair.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Drunk Again

My own level of drunkeness seems inversely proportional to the number of sexual encounters I have. Coincidence? Probably.

In other news, I hold you in the highest contempt. Myself I love. I admire my ability to type semi-coherently in a state of near total inebriation. Huzzah!

In future episodes I will spit in your face from the midst of a spontaneous orgy.

This blog should be banned. I suppose it stops me from drunk dialling. Which is good.