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Sunday, October 21, 2007

i sat down adn the firs thing i noticed was he's staring at my titsi didnt htink my shirt was any more revealing than any other chicks at the bars, but whatver, mayhb e he doesnt get out much. he should look at myh tits , cuz hey, they be looking mighty fine.

hey, have some dinner, have some great conversation. have some overpriced mexican food. have a table for six. have a tequila menu that has 100 different kinds. have shots that cost more than the birth of your children and margaritas that make god smile upon you.
drink up me heartys yo
ehothen when conversation gets loose. and you say, she's hot AND She says no, youre hot, you take an honest look at th etable and go, which coulple would we like to fuck and its unaniumous. that cant be spelled correctly. b ut hey, its J and J for fuckin foursome action.toob ad they hav e twins.
but whatever, 200 doll hairs later i'm in bed with a sparkly clean vagina typing this shit and a snoring man next to me and no foursome hapening at all so its all dissapointment as far as the eye can see. too bad my life is not rockstar.anyway, i accomplushed so muhch shit todya you would be rpoud. holy fuck juesu god moses and thea postles.tomorrow will be more shit accomplushed if i have my way with it. glory bei taped two hitchocock thrillers today bbecause he rules.maybe i will watch tghem tomoorrrow, maybe i wont
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. eithe rwihcik way, i must be drunk right now beciause i did three patron silver shbot s while everyon eelse with dick sdid only moargaraits. that means, only the girl s had shots and then the oboys had margaritas, but i also had maragaritas, so, whateve r that means, is what it means.if i was a child star, i would be the girl form different striokes becasue she was a crack hwore who shot herself in the face. not really. i have no idea, i m hust just saying hthat.damn it's hard to type when you are obviously driunker than you meant to beit's ten fifty one anbd i amgoin g to bed. shtuttup already.
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2 Comments:

Blogger Beth said...

Wow. That was painful.

:p

11:59 PM

 
Blogger Kelwhy said...

yeah, it kinda was - wasn't it? How'd you feel the next day?

4:19 PM

 

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