Friday, January 13, 2006
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Drunk Again
My own level of drunkeness seems inversely proportional to the number of sexual encounters I have. Coincidence? Probably.
In other news, I hold you in the highest contempt. Myself I love. I admire my ability to type semi-coherently in a state of near total inebriation. Huzzah!
In future episodes I will spit in your face from the midst of a spontaneous orgy.
This blog should be banned. I suppose it stops me from drunk dialling. Which is good.