Finally, A Good Drunken Rant From Martini.

So I went out on my annual "I hate valentine's day" excursion tonight, you missed out on a good time. I lost count after about 7 drinks. Tomorrow, um, today will suck. I'm effing tired. And my tummy is bery angry because we ate our weight in white castle. NOT smart.

We went to a drag show at Axis. We laughed, we cried, we mourned the loss of all the hot men to the gay side. Besides, like Happy Bunny says ... boys lie and kind of stink.

I had waaaayyyy too many cosmo's.

*** hiccup ***