A place for drunkards to vent their unrepressed drunk souls without fear of retribution or a spanking.

Saturday, September 03, 2005

some sort of three day weekend

yeah, i'm drunk.
not a drunk to be proud about. a second beer on an empty stomach and i'm a girl..albeit not a petite one.

whatever, drunk is drunk.

that qualifies right?

should i be omitting typos
?

yes.

so, i just karaoked like a bitch. get a fuckin' kick ass home karaoke system which is exactly like in the bars and lame chinese restaraunts and you can killer queen or sweeet caroline like a muthafucka! id ont care that the entire family is olaughing at me...i am KARAOKE QUEEN!

MY actually only song i can do adequatly is all apologies by nirvana because i have a deep voice because my nuts dropped last night. call me steven.

i wann ajack off a stranger and have him bite my neck when he comes cums

more later...cuz i'm drunk.
or maybe not. i have no idea
i'm typing on am 11 uyear olds' comp[uter....rock on.

oh, before i forget, i drove through a major ass fire to get where i am at right now...like, sirens and cops and firetrucks blcoking off freeway fires at Gorman where there were fires and flames and smoke for days and we were detoured, butr we showe dthem because we did some facny schmancy manuevers and took a secret back road and then got past the blockade only to sit for another thrity minutes on the black top so we could walk out on the freeway to the median and take pictures of helicopter sr rdropping water bombs onto the flames and have fun because WE WERE WALKING ON THE FREEWAY@!!! but then finally they let us move and we got to drive THROUGH ACTUAL FLAMES AND FIRE!!! AND SMOKE!!! AND AIRCRAFT!! IT WAS LIKE DAY after tomorrow or Armageddon but for REALS and i took pcitrures of it and video but it was through the car windo wcuz the smoke was too much. and i didnt want to die of asphicxiation and crap.

yeah, so myhneice's boyfriend who is 18 thinks i'm hot how scary is that?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love you when your drunk trace, I'm a stranger, right, so ah....

11:50 AM

 

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