Happy Hour was fun. I got tanked. I stumbled. I peed all over the floor.
That's 3/3 right.
BTW, the waitress was terrible. I should have grabbed her rack. Maybe that would have made service better... or made them kick me out. Either way; win/win!!
A place for drunkards to vent their unrepressed drunk souls without fear of retribution or a spanking.
2 Comments:
excellent!
10:03 AM
I didn't know you could pee on the floor at bars! I'll have to try that next time because restrooms are for losers.
I like to make a "honk! honk!' noise when grabbing boobies, I always get a laugh and sometimes a free drink. Try it sometime.
10:21 AM
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