I'm drunk and smell like a stripper

I was stripping the tile floor in the kitchen tonight and I had an Idea. As soon as I reached a good stopping point I put on my jacket an headed to the strip club. I go to the gentleman's ballet about once a year. I had a good time. Te strippers made me feel like they wanted to touch me; they kissed my neck, smiled at me and ran thier fingers through my hair. It gave me chills when they did that. Before I left I paid for the three on one lap dance. Well worth the 20 bucks. I drank a bunch of hieniekens and ate a pot brownie for dessert. I smell like a stripper, and my house smells like floor stripper. I would like to smell a stripper on my floor. That is all, I'm going to masterbate.