Your Daily Whore-o-scope by Johnny:
If your name starts with M then you are wonderin why you arent on your back with a construction worker named Jack Hammer doing some drillin.
If your name starts with K then there's a reason why your nips are perfectly formed -- coz they need to be suctioned hon. muhaha
If you are a libra, gemeni, pisces or your name ends with i or y, some chunky guido is gonna get lucky tonight!
If you can't remember where you are and are missing any articles of clothings, haul your booty down to the clinic for a free testing. Yeah!
Everyone else has a couple of drinks in their future.
3 Comments:
OK - so if my name starts with a K and ends with a Y - do I follow both of those...cuz, I think both are true...
EXCELLENT!
10:30 AM
hehe, you said k and y...
12:39 PM
heh heh. KY. He said KY.
Anyhow, moving on ...
yeah, my name ends in a Y. But D isn't Italian ... half Cuban, actually. Does that mean I can still get my freak on later?
2:19 PM
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